Even living in my bubble of parental bliss I hear about this phenomenon that is plaguing the nation—nay, the world!!

Those offensive, well-wishing, all-inclusive catch phrases must go!! After all, the entire planet is Christian right? And those who believe in Christ as the son of God, the Lord, the bringer of Salvation have no need for charity, tolerance or acceptance of others (a.k.a. non-believers, doubters, other faithful, etc.). In fact if Christ was here on planet Earth right now, he’d burn every business that displayed signs that read, “Happy Holidays” or “Seasons Greetings,” and slay all of those responsible, ambivalent and anyone else that resisted the phrase “Merry Christmas.” He’s that powerful and that angry that he had to come back to clear up this matter, to be sure.